You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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