I think my vagina is haunted
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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