I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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