called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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