Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You almost got us killed.
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