I'm jealous of your bromance
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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