she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
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