it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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