your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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