Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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