dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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