as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
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