So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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