I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
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