everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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