she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Are my feet made of real feet?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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