Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Randomize