Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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