my room smells like sperm. sweet.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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