You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
she told me i tasted like america
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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