her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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