Is it because I queefed?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
