I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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