She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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