Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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