terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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