Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
My vagina is officially offended.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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