are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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