Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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