and i looked up. we had an audience...
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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