Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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