We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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