Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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