I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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