went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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