**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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