No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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