Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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