Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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