It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
Randomize