I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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