How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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