i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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