he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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