Jerry, you need to find god
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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