yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Randomize
