I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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