Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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