I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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