Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
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