Christians are straight up FREAKS
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
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