Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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