She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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